GET'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT.

I was thinking...

One way to make things even worse for a person who was being kept as a prisoner in an empty room at the top of the highest tower of an old castle, would be to give them a slinky. The knowledge that outside the locked door of their cell was a seemingly endless spiral staircase just sitting there with no one using it and the fact that the only thing they had in their room was a slinky, that would be perfect to play with on those stairs, would slowly drive them insane. Then they would probably get the idea to jump out of the window while holding onto to one end of the slinky while the other end of the slinky was attached to a bed post. They would hope that it would bare their weight and slowly lower them to the ground like a bungee cord, but it wouldn't and they would most likely end up in the castle moat surrounded by hungry alligators. 

Just a thought.

Brushing Teeth.

These are my nephews on Christmas day 2008. They were pretty psyched about their new football helmets.

Unfinished business.

This guy just couldn't say goodbye to ALL his dreads. He calls it the Quad ( rat tail ). Does anyone else feel sick to their stomach?

Song Songs.

Tyler Fedchuck made a mix for Music Waste featuring bands from the festival and sketches by Bronx Cheer and ManHussy.

http://radiozero.ca/musicwaste2009fridaymix.mp3

Music Waste promo #6

The last installment of the promo videos produced by Bronx Cheer, Man Hussy and The Shots for Music Waste 2009. This episode written by me.

The Nerd from Music Waste on Vimeo.

He didn't steal all my photos.

I took this when I was in New York last year. This kid was definitely way too old to be riding a bike with training wheels around Central Park.

It takes a Thief.

When I was recently in Montreal I was robbed by a pick pocket in a brew pub. He stole my camera. The camera on which I had over 700 pictures from my two week road trip I was finishing in Montreal that night. He also stole two purses from female patrons. I wish it was still medieval times and he was captured by the King's henchmen and found with the stolen items on him. That way he would have had his hands chopped off and I could rest easy. This is a picture of my thumb with stitches in it. Even if he only got his thumbs cut off I would be happy. I hate thieves. They are cowards.

Music Waste promo #5

Produced by Bronx Cheer, Man Hussy, and The Shots for Music Waste 2009.

Inappropriate Conversation from Music Waste on Vimeo.